April 23, 2014

woke up at 3am totally convinced it was 3pm, spent ten whole minutes being shocked that i slept so late. at no point did the am on the clock clue me in. cool cool cool. 

April 22, 2014
au revoir, nice shoes

au revoir, nice shoes

April 22, 2014
better pic of my self-inflicted pain. we piglet-colored people have to suffer for summer

better pic of my self-inflicted pain. we piglet-colored people have to suffer for summer

April 22, 2014
you can’t see my sunburn in this pic but trust that it’s there and it’s terrible 

you can’t see my sunburn in this pic but trust that it’s there and it’s terrible 

April 22, 2014

the backs of my legs are terribly red and ouch, i don’t deserve this, someone come dip me in aloe and read me a book

April 22, 2014

"are you lifting with your legs?" "AAAAAGH!!!!!! YES!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO ASK THAT!!!!! YES!!!! I AM!!!!!!!" "well it looked like you weren’t"

April 22, 2014

today:

"amanda! don’t hurt yourself!" after i loaded a wheelbarrow with 20-pound paving stones (20 pounds! that’s NOTHING)

"sweetie! don’t forget to trim the yard! my trimming expert!"

i’m stronger and faster than my father but he insists on being The Man about yardwork, i’ll endure this hardship until we both die 

April 22, 2014

redpilledbynabokov:

chubbinafatazrelli:

curvellas:

keep in mind many men don’t really like women, they like the high regard afforded them by other men when seen with a certain kind of woman. they like the confirmations of their masculinity and sexual prowess when engaging physically with a woman, and they like the ego boost of being attractive to many women. but they do. not. like. women.

yessssssssssssssss

like 85% at least

(via janeavrils)

April 22, 2014
oh jesus NO

oh jesus NO

April 22, 2014

the thing about foreclosures is you get a total mess of house every time you search 

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