woke up at 3am totally convinced it was 3pm, spent ten whole minutes being shocked that i slept so late. at no point did the am on the clock clue me in. cool cool cool.
better pic of my self-inflicted pain. we piglet-colored people have to suffer for summer
the backs of my legs are terribly red and ouch, i don’t deserve this, someone come dip me in aloe and read me a book
"are you lifting with your legs?" "AAAAAGH!!!!!! YES!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO ASK THAT!!!!! YES!!!! I AM!!!!!!!" "well it looked like you weren’t"
"amanda! don’t hurt yourself!" after i loaded a wheelbarrow with 20-pound paving stones (20 pounds! that’s NOTHING)
"sweetie! don’t forget to trim the yard! my trimming expert!"
i’m stronger and faster than my father but he insists on being The Man about yardwork, i’ll endure this hardship until we both die
keep in mind many men don’t really like women, they like the high regard afforded them by other men when seen with a certain kind of woman. they like the confirmations of their masculinity and sexual prowess when engaging physically with a woman, and they like the ego boost of being attractive to many women. but they do. not. like. women.
like 85% at least
oh jesus NO
the thing about foreclosures is you get a total mess of house every time you search
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
keep in mind many men don’t really like women, they like the high regard afforded...
Like, there could be nothing MORE unpleasant about today, AND THAT’S NOT A DARE, UNIVERSE!!!!
- Anonymous asked:Because girls never exclude other girls or never exclude guys by claiming "safe space," right? Jesus christ, I get that you have a daughter and you're looking out for her, but that doesn't mean that women have it any worse than guys now that you're focusing on one. Wake the fuck up. What sex drops out of school at great rates? What sex has the highest poverty and suicide rate? What sex is less likely to get into college? Men. So stop being a mouthbreathing white knight.
I love when righteous indignation hides behind anonymity. You poor, poor boy. You are beyond wrong, and that you cannot see why, that you cannot see...