|Fan:||what is your favourite Dwarvish word?|
|Dean and Aidan:||Ich fit udre - it means "Excuse me, your beard is in my mouth."|
I don’t think that’s legal.
it’s cool, he’s not looking for anything serious right now.
Is someone going on a date?
yeah, with an older man. but like a lot older. ok he’s my grandpa.
i’m wearing a dress and heading off to a restaurant that is ludicrously overpriced so here’s to several hours of feeling out of place and clumsy. i predict i will knock over at least one water glass.
God this makes me so hungry for muffins.
morning sex isn’t slow and relaxing when you have to be at work in ten minutes. jesus, has this author even had morning sex?
haha “buttocks writhe together” that is some straight-up badsex fanfic nonsense
"Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes" is like the creepiest google search autocomplete that could come up on a library computer.— Chris Sims (@theisb)
Ten bucks sys Google actually completes that to “Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes feet.”— Chris Sims (@theisb)
i know i posted the gifset earlier but omg i’m still laughing and you need to watch the video
emus and ostriches vs. weasel ball
you guys i promise this is the funniest shit please watch it
oh my gOD