i went to the gym yesterday and this dude wearing a kinda thick gold chain was going HAM on an elliptical and it was kinda loud. but like ok whatever yknow? then he finishes his super crazy intense workout, jumps off that elliptical, and walks away raising his arms in the air. he had kinda shaggy hair and sort of a beard and a pointy face, like not a bro or anything, just a slightly odd lookin dude. so he’s celebrating his workout or w/e then literally kneels at this short table where an air purifier, a spray bottle of sanitizer, and some rags are, crosses himself, and then looks up, and points to heaven and nods. i couldn’t i couldn’t I COULDN’T
— Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via falloutemily)
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.
"I’m no sexist, but" "I don’t mean to offend women, but" i don’t wanna call this guy a misogynist but
i’m going to cry this is so frustrating
here’s your daily reminder that white men are unbelievably pathetic and not to be listened to
status: concerned about josh groban
The Alice in Wonderland restaurant in Tokyo, Japan. You go up an elevator and enter a small room with a giant Alice in Wonderland book. The Mad Hatter opens the first page, to reveal a long winding tunnel full of large book pages, clocks and maps. When you reach the restaurant, you are greeted by maids in blue Alice outfits. The menu opens to reveal a miniature room complete with working clock. I ordered card tortilla chips, rose spaghetti and themed drinks.
Seriously Disney USA, why can’t we have this?!
WE NEED TO GO TO THE AIRPORT.
oh boy i cannot shake the feeling that this is super seedy and depressing in real life. based on my experiences with disney parks. i’d still steal the hell out of those little diamond and spade dishes, tho. those are just begging to be slipped into my purse.
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
i want to love fargo the tv show as much as i love fargo the movie but martin freeman’s accent is just…overpowering
I don’t know if I posted this or not last night and I’m too lazy to check and I want to say it again anyway because it’s a good thing.
i went to the gym yesterday and this dude wearing a kinda thick gold chain was going HAM on an elliptical and it was kinda loud. but like ok...
- “The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.”— Olenna Tyrell at some point,...
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
and they’re such weenies about their balls, too